My mommy’s a liar. I am NOT amused.

(Note: This is written mostly in jest. So, read, laugh and enjoy!)

There’s a bit of parenting advice you won’t find in any child-rearing book (at least none that I’m aware of). It’s unethical, immoral and goes directly against God’s commandments (the 9th to be exact). Yet, every parent does it on a regular basis.

So, what is this taboo topic? Lying. Lying like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man’s floor, like a coon dog basking in the sunshine on my porch, like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery story (ok, enough with The Band Perry references).

Awhile back, I wrote my 5 Tips for Taming a Strong-Willed Toddler. Guess what? “Become a Liar-Liar Pants on Fire” is #6. Why? Well, let me illustrate a few scenarios …

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She Is

Life with a toddler is a bit like living in the country. When it’s bad, it’s really bad. But when it’s good, it’s really, really, really good. Wouldn’t change it for a thing.

She is sunlight streaming through glistening Cottonwood leaves.
She is the tinkle of wind chimes on a summer evening.
She is a tepid breeze that lifts the hair off your neck.
She is the sweet smell of sun-warmed yellow roses.
She is my daughter. 

 

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There are times in my life when I’d like to be “awesome through association.” That is, I’d like to point out something spectacular from someone I know, and maybe you’ll think I’m capable of such awesomeness, too. Yesterday was one of those times.

My friend Brandi (@BrandiK, I consider her a friend even though we’ve never met IRL) gave her friend Megan (@MegLovely, coolest name ever) an awesome birthday gift. Here it is:

In case you’re unfamiliar with Pinterest, it’s a collection of images that Megan will enjoy. Images of cute baby animals that will make her say, “Awww..” Obviously, Brandi put a lot of thought into this gift, even though she said, “That’s me hoping she won’t notice I haven’t gone shopping. ;)” But if it’s “the thought that …

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Am I Mom Enough?

THESE are the moments I need to remember.

No, this isn’t another mom blog tirade on the recent boobirific Time magazine cover. There are plenty of good ones out there, though.

This is a heart-on-my-sleeve post about some thoughts that were going through my head today. I imagine I’m not the only one who feels this way. If I’m not, then I could use some words of encouragement. If I am, then I’d like a prize for “most unique mommy meltdown.”

Here’s a little gem that popped into my head today: What the hell am I doing here? 

You see, this question goes both ways. There are days when I admit I feel highly over-qualified for this job. I’m sorry if that offends anyone, but it’s the truth. After spending an hour scraping gooey, matted banana …

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“Those are fake. Wonder how much she paid?”

“That’s nasty, she needs to put some clothes on.”

“Can you believe her? Barely divorced for two months, and already hooking up with some other guy!”

I’ll bet money you’ve made a comment like one of those above (or worse) in front of your kids. I know I have. Don’t think that’s true? Listen to yourself the next time you’re watching TV, listening to the radio, or scanning Facebook.

In this modern world, snark (making a snide remark) is king (or queen). After all, snark makes us sound clever. Who doesn’t want to sound clever? I can’t help but wonder, though, if our “snark society” isn’t only adding fuel to the bullying fire that’s ravaging our children. And moms, I think we’re more to blame than anyone.

Women are …

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Came across this post from several years ago, and realized how far our place has come! Can’t wait to post before/after pics soon.

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