Facebook at 1 a.m.

There’s nothing like Facebook (and a pumpkin muffin from Panera), to distract you while your toddler is crying it out in her room at 1 a.m. (She’s fine, just mad I won’t give her milk.) Here’s a little poem I wrote about items from my news feed to commemorate the occasion.

Laundry mishap
Mommy rant
Messy child
Pink elephant

Starbucks coupon
Ikea plug
Baby pictures
Cute lil pug

Someecards
Random meme
Family photo
Star Wars theme

Politics
Silly joke
Kitty faces
Thankful note

Gee I’m glad
I logged in
What would I do
Without my friends?