Rage Against the Momchine

Bring on the potions
Bring on the pills
Bring on the excitement
Bring on the thrills

I’m plucking my eyebrows
I’m waxing my legs
I’m dancing on tables
I’m standing on kegs

Ditch the minivan
Bring me a Caddy
Don’t call me mommy
Don’t call him daddy

No more Cheerios
No more crumbs
No more boogers
Sticking on thumbs

We’re going out tonight
We’re getting all clean
We’re living it up
Rage Against the Momchine!

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Before you start to worry about me, this is just a little creative expression. I’m a little disgruntled.
I only own mom jeans. We’re buying a minivan. I feel better now.