And There Was Steak (A Man-Poem)
In honor of my rough-and-ready husband, who showed this girl a good time on our weekend getaway, I wrote the “man poem” below to commemorate our trip.
There was a cabin
and there was a lake
there was fishing
and there was steak.
Yes, there was steak.
It was good
for goodness’ sake
we had a grill
and there was steak.
Yes, there was steak.
The view was nice
the company, great
there was beer
and there was steak.
Yes, there was steak.
Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.
That’s right!
I feel like scratching myself.
Go ahead. I won’t judge.
Now I’m hungry.